Everybody coming down to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town!
- why is it that when you go online and see a book or a CD for sale, it will always have a tag, "Available NOW where Books or CDs are sold!" No shit. I thought I could go down to the butcher and buy the latest Destiny Child CD. You know what I'm going to do now? I'm going to find an artist I hate, one I really dislike. And I am going to send them fan mail complaining about how I went to Starbucks but their CD wasn't there. Starbucks sells CDs, and your site says 'Available now where CDs are sold!"
- It took me a record amount of time yesterday to realize why I did not decsend any floors in the elevator yesterday. 17 seconds before I realized I never hit a button.
- Keep in mind, I have a college degree.
- I now live in a suburb. Want proof? I went to the mall the other day, and as I was walking back to my car (I got a decent spot), someone pulled up to me and said, "Are you getting out?" I looked at them, then looked to the right, the left, and said, "Yes." It was October 12th, in the afternoon, and there were spots galore, but mine was the closest one to the enterance. If you live in a city, you get the spot you see open, no questions asked. If you live in a suburb, you go for the one closest to the exit.
- What would you do right now, if the Earth went off it's current roation? Remember those kids from a school in China who had everyone in the country try and jump at the same time to throw Earth out of orbit? Who approved that?
- Where is Will Smith?
- When does rock music become, "classic rock?" When will the tunes from the 60's become "oldies?"
- And for my hockey comment of the post - The Penguins got win #3 of the season in 2005/6 in game #13 on November 3. Tomorrow is October 18, and their 5th game of the year. They have 2 wins and 2 losses. They also get the "best player to not yet play in the NHL" on their team tomorrow. It is also Sidney Crosby bobblehead night. The house will be packed. And as much as I have faith in this team, if tey do lose, theu're in trouble. Tomorrow's outcome will dictate the rest of the year. Malkin... good luck.
- It took me a record amount of time yesterday to realize why I did not decsend any floors in the elevator yesterday. 17 seconds before I realized I never hit a button.
- Keep in mind, I have a college degree.
- I now live in a suburb. Want proof? I went to the mall the other day, and as I was walking back to my car (I got a decent spot), someone pulled up to me and said, "Are you getting out?" I looked at them, then looked to the right, the left, and said, "Yes." It was October 12th, in the afternoon, and there were spots galore, but mine was the closest one to the enterance. If you live in a city, you get the spot you see open, no questions asked. If you live in a suburb, you go for the one closest to the exit.
- What would you do right now, if the Earth went off it's current roation? Remember those kids from a school in China who had everyone in the country try and jump at the same time to throw Earth out of orbit? Who approved that?
- Where is Will Smith?
- When does rock music become, "classic rock?" When will the tunes from the 60's become "oldies?"
- And for my hockey comment of the post - The Penguins got win #3 of the season in 2005/6 in game #13 on November 3. Tomorrow is October 18, and their 5th game of the year. They have 2 wins and 2 losses. They also get the "best player to not yet play in the NHL" on their team tomorrow. It is also Sidney Crosby bobblehead night. The house will be packed. And as much as I have faith in this team, if tey do lose, theu're in trouble. Tomorrow's outcome will dictate the rest of the year. Malkin... good luck.
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