Would you like a pipe for that crack?
I went to the ass crack show on Monday and caught a college hockey game. On my Monday trip to the TD Banknorth America Saskatchewan Center of United Arena, I thought I was going to see the BU/BC finale for the Beanpot Championship. However, sitting in front of us in the student section (I'm no longer a student, but it is still fun being in that atmosphere) was a chick who decided to 'free bush' it (not sure what to call it since guys can 'free ball' it... I don't want to be too racy here). Behind her were about 8 guys who all got a look at her ass... all the way down to the 'hole' area. She definitely did not wear any underwear. None. They weren't riding low. We checked. They weren't invisible, because that's no possible. She woke up that morning and said, "I am going to wear no underwear with my jeans to the beanpot championship." Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against it. I had something against the rest of her body, but not that crack show.
Anyway, the night got off to an awkward start when we caught the T with the Harvard band. Yes, the band for the Harvard Crimson takes the T to the game. Can't they make a rocket ship and just land inside the place or something? Anyway, I was next to a tuba and a cowbell. A cowbell. I have found it necessary to repeat myself numerous times already because of points I must get across to you. A fucking cowbell. THE top instrument at any college event, or luge race.
So, after the game (which was a thrilling 3-2 win by BU), we decided to head for a last drink or 2 at the bar in order for the crowd to thin out. While at the bar, D-chai noticed a life size statue of a black basketball player wearing a Bulls uniform and Air Jordans, with a bald head and a tongue sticking out while it looked like he was going up for a dunk. You may be thinking, "Dude, that's Jordan. Michael Jordan." But if you thought that, you were wrong because this Bulls player was wearing number 32, not 23. Apparently, 1 of 3 things happened. The Artisit that painted that mold is mildly retarded (at the very least), dyslexic, or they captured the only game that Jordan wore number 32 (and no one else but the artisit saw that game).
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On another note: Click Here and check out the "gender' line. Just awkward. Why does CBS Sportsline have to be different?
Anyway, the night got off to an awkward start when we caught the T with the Harvard band. Yes, the band for the Harvard Crimson takes the T to the game. Can't they make a rocket ship and just land inside the place or something? Anyway, I was next to a tuba and a cowbell. A cowbell. I have found it necessary to repeat myself numerous times already because of points I must get across to you. A fucking cowbell. THE top instrument at any college event, or luge race.
So, after the game (which was a thrilling 3-2 win by BU), we decided to head for a last drink or 2 at the bar in order for the crowd to thin out. While at the bar, D-chai noticed a life size statue of a black basketball player wearing a Bulls uniform and Air Jordans, with a bald head and a tongue sticking out while it looked like he was going up for a dunk. You may be thinking, "Dude, that's Jordan. Michael Jordan." But if you thought that, you were wrong because this Bulls player was wearing number 32, not 23. Apparently, 1 of 3 things happened. The Artisit that painted that mold is mildly retarded (at the very least), dyslexic, or they captured the only game that Jordan wore number 32 (and no one else but the artisit saw that game).
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On another note: Click Here and check out the "gender' line. Just awkward. Why does CBS Sportsline have to be different?
posted by Vandelay Industries @ 8:53 PM
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