100+ degrees means Nickelodeon GUTS!

Yeah, so I caught two great episodes of GUTS! but only one really got my attention. When you have nicknames such as "The Comet" and "The Gadget," you may think that the third player would be something weak, like, "The Lightning Rod." But no... The third nickname was, what Kenny Banya would say, GOLD!

Enter "Super Dooper" Daniel. Super Dooper, you read that correctly. "The Comet" and "The Gadget" may be able to beat "Super Dooper" Daniel in the game itself, but not in the nickname world. No way. "Super Dooper" Daniel will not be denied.

When it came for "Super Dooper" Daniel (I may be using this excessively, but seriously, his nickname is "Super Dooper," what did you expect me to do? Use it once?) to 'spill his guts' it got even better. Usually, there are 2 facts or so about the history of these short lived children, and the same was for "Super Dooper" Daniel. However, after announcing that he was a 'Basketball HERO" because he made a last second shot to win a game, the bombshell was dropped. "Daniel likes to watch TV in his spare time." Are you serious? Can you think of something better? An avid TV watcher is all "Super Dooper" Daniel can do besides basketball? What about 'king of the playground' or 'teatherball champion' or even 'big wheel derby finalist.' Make something up! TV WATCHER?! I am very upset with "Super Dooper" Daniel at the moment. Even "The Gadget" liked to "Bike Darts" whatever the fuck that means. Whatever it is, I know it is better than "TV Watcher."

TV watcher - hmmm... Sounds like my roommate. Maybe I will see if he goes by "Super Dooper."