7 Wonders of the Day

1. In honor of myself enjoying (not overly enjoying, but enjoying nonetheless) a comedy that DEightK approved, I will list the top 6 quotes:

2. "No commericials, NO MERCY!"

3. "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair"

4. "I killed a man with a trident."

5. "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego"

6. "Where did you get that hand grenande, Brick?"

7. "I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said....... my tummy itches."