Back to the Basics... Bitching.

Well, I get home today and Mr. Unemployed has his TV blasting, almost every light on (it's about 5:00pm and not necessary, especially since he complains about the electricity bill being so high) and his radio on. So, per my instincts, I stay inside my room until his door closes. Anyway, 5 minutes later, he walks through the front door and asks me to move my car.

I see that he makes "uplifting mood" teas and spiritual teas every night. Now, I do not think it is my business to be Dr. Phil in this case, so I stay out of his business. I do know that he quit his job because his headhunter said that he was #1 in line for another job. Little did he know, but headhunters lie. Anyway, he didn't get the job, and he is out of work. Cannot wait to exit this apartment.

Did I ever mention to you the time he tried to unclog a clog in the bathtub? I guess the water was at a high level when he was showering and he didn't know what to do. So, he waited hours until I got home to ASK me if I had Drain-O. Ok, dumb move #1 and 2. He could've looked for Drain-O and possibly purchased it if there was a clog. No need in waiting 7 hours for me to get home. Then, I said that we do have a plunger and maybe that will work. So, he goes into the bathroom and comes out 1 minute later and says, "How do I know if it worked?" My response, "The water will be gone."

I am not trying to be a smart-ass, but I cannot answer this kid without sounding like one. So, after I say that the way to knowing if the plunger worked is to just look and see if the water recedes. So, he then says, "But it already did drain, I just think it will be back in the morning, but I plunged it anyway." What?! What did he plunge? Me to him: "Then what... huh? When you plunged the clog...(cut off)" Him: "No! The clog is gone, but I plunged the drain." Me, dumbfounded: "You plunged nothing?" Him, dumbfuck: "Yeah, you said to use the plunger."

This is what I deal with, and I need help.

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Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing better than a drunk Mr. Miagi yelling at Daniel-son. BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saw Cinderella Man this past Sunday. Awesome. Flawless. Fantastic. A must see. But you know what I hated? The guy in front of me that though this was a real boxing match. Hey buddy, no need to clap when Braddack punches someone...And please, do not stand up after a combo is landed... Settle down.
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No "The Contender" anymore on Sundays. What do I do? This is why I hate TV. I will now not watch any shows until Big Brother 6 is back on. Tonight, Monday, nothing on at all, as usual...
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