Random Blabber

I love this... I love it so much I will share. It is beautiful. Enjoy.

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So, I was watching one of the worst shows of all time in the game show genre this evening, "Shop 'til You Drop." Seriously, this makes "Supermarket Sweep" look like Einstein's creation. Anyways, as I watched the final 2 rounds, I laughed so hard, I almost made a B-line for the bathroom. First of all, nothing agianst fat people, but this one woman weighed in around 400lbs. That's fat. Her ass made Texas look like a worker ant. So, as I recovered from that, they announced the 'Grand Prize' if you totalled $2500 worth of merchandise. Now, maybe this was taped last year, and I hope it was, and I am extremely glad they did not win. The grand prize was a trip to the 'city' known as New Orleans.

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Jason Grimsley is a god. He rats out ball players and he stole Albert Belle's bat from a locked umpire room after he was caught using a corked bat. How did he steal it if the room was locked? The dude climbed through vents and lowered himself in and stole it. Stud. And the quote he had following his capture was gold.

Reporter: Why didn't you replace Albert's bat with another bat after you stole it from the umpire room.

Jason: Because all of Albert's bats are corked.

Stud.

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Kiefer is the man.



Guy: Hey Kiefer, you're a pirate man.
Kiefer: That would explain everything. [watch Kiefer tackle x-mas tree.]