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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Reports from Company X say GP is leaving work because his pen ran out of ink and there are no blue refills for him to use. GP got wind of this news and refused a brand new ballpoint. Reports say that GP heard of this deal, got up from his seat and threw his remaining pens in the trash, but left the pencils unharmed. As a result, the janitors will be curious as to why there are many functioning pens being thrown away.

No word from the company about what is next, but rumor has it that he will report to work tomorrow after purchasing the necessary refills at CVS. CVS has declined to comment. The publicist for Mr. GP did not release a statement, but speculated that he may do so tonight. The whole world is in limbo awaiting for Mr. GP's decision tomorrow morning.