Monday, June 06, 2005

Mike Tyson Keeps It Real

When Mike Tyson says, "This is my next love, after my kids," what is he referring to?
A. Boxing
B. Pigeons
C. Motorcycle Racing
D. Sex and Alcohol

Well, the answer is "B," pigeons, seriouisly. The guy suffered, and still does, from depression, which is a shame, since he was, WAS, on eof the best boxers ever. I don't care what happened recently, he was a great talent before something in brain triggered.

"They would give (the late) Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a (police) lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, 'Who killed and ate those people?' you would pick me and not Jeffrey."

Mike, I couldn't have said it better myself.

On spirituality: ''I want to develop my life into missionary (work). I'm not going to be a Jesus freak. But that's what I'm going to give my life to. I love Jesus and I believe in Jesus, too — and I'm a Muslim. Listen, I got a imam, I got a rabbi, I got a priest, I got a reverend — I got 'em all. But I don't want to be holier-than-thou. I want to help everybody and still get some (sex)."''

If Tyson loses to McBride, I'll feel bad, because I would love to see this guy back on top, again.

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Another small population of the country that annoy the hell out of me:
Drivers who stop (short, sometimes) at an intersection just because I have a stop sign. I mean, seriously, just because I have a stop sign does NOT mean you have to stop as well. Then, you have the balls to wave me through. Fuck you. Drive. Traffic flows for a reason, and it is not because drivers like this. You stop at a stop sign and a traffic light. Just because I am coming to a rolling stop does not mean that I am going to bust through the intersection and nail you. No. You have the right of way, so go. Do not stop at make believe stop signs.
God damn these people.