The Hulkster's Daughter

So, as I try to fall asleep last night, I flipped through each of the 75+ channels available to my non-digital box TV upstairs. I stopped on VH1 to catch Brooke Hogan singing and movin'. She's hot. No doubt about that. None. She has the look. She has the body. She has a father that almost any male would enjoy to meet - even if he doesn't like wrestling.

As I stare at her in this video a while longer, I realized something - she's awful. The music is brutal. Her voice isn't anything special. It's horrendous. It was maybe, maybe, one of the worst music videos I have ever watched in my entire life. Paris Hilton's video wasn't great either, but the music was better. (I cannot believe I just said that, but I did.)

Let her dance. Ler her move. Let her get camera time. 18 yr old Brooke has everything, except musical talent.