Let 'er rrrrrrrrip

Today at work, a fellow co-worker decided to bring in a fart machine. The guy is 35 and he brought in a fart machine. The guy is 35 and OWNS a fart machine. The thing is high tech. It even has a 'bass booster." Anyway, I decided that the best time for him to use it was in a meeting when I knew all men would be there. So, low and behold I see him 'blow his nose' and place the machine directly behind someone. My eyes fill up with tears. So do his. Then he hits key #1 and a guy says, "dude, did you just fart?!" It worked. It was realistic and funny. It has been going on for 5 straight hours and I cannot stop laughing about it. Wow, a fart machine. How juvenile.