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I found my tape measure the other day - It was in my car for some reason. I meant to bring it inside, but now I forgot what I needed to measure. Please, next week, when I write that I lost my tape measure again, someone ask me why I need it and then let me know it is in the center console in my car. Thanks.

I was reading something at work and it said something to the extent that the CEO of P&G views his "Olay" products for the woman "who wants the spa treatment daily, but doesn't want to go to the spa every day." My roommate uses Olay products.

Thanks to this SITE, I found some great quotes by the late Mitch Hedberg. Mitch was a great comedian who carried himself on stage like no other comic. It was how he told his jokes that made him so funny. Some of my favorites are:

- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

- It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

- My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

- I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I find it troubling that I am looking out my window at the moment and cannot find one positive thing to say about anything outside. It is windy, so windy that there is an advisory out. The sky is gray. I would like it was raining outside, but it is a mist, which I think is even worse than rain. Oh, it's also cold. In 2 weeks, my money is on a heat wave, which will mean I want this weather back.

I plan on listing my top/favorite lyrics of all time. Not full songs, but either lines or flows that really capture the essence of music ("Moisture is the essence of Water...and Water is the essence of Beauty" - Derek Zoolander). This will be forthcoming, as I have no time to put a lot of effort into this.