Just when you thought it was safe to back in the water...

I swear, I laugh every time I hear a story with Pirates in them. Ok, maybe The Goonies didn't make me laugh out loud, but those pirates were dead. Why? Because it was the 1980's.

These Pirates are alive and well.

It is 2006 and I thought the Pirate story would die down in '05. I was wrong. they're back, and better than ever. This story has a picture of their 'mother' ship which is insane. It may put Paul Allen's yacht (good luck in Detroit next Sunday) to shame.

It is 2006. Pirates. I am writing about Pirates. I may have to get a book and just read upon the mystique of these men. Amazing. Pirates.



Pirates. Even Jerry doesn't want to be a Pirate.