Monday, August 01, 2005

7 Wonders of the Day

1. Today, I found out that the tallest man ever was 8'11". Thanks Snapple bottlecap.

2. I would like to open a Snapple (Raspberry, Peach or Lemon) and see them print this fact: "The first fact on the inside of a bottlecap was in 19XX by XXX." When will that day come?

3. It wasn't until today when I started to lose respect for the black olive. When you get one bad black olive in a salad, it ruins the whole salad.

4. I packed for 8 hours last night, woke up this morning, and realized I did as close to nothing as one can do in 8 hours. It's like a gnome unpacked my crap and set it back up for me. Did it?

5. The best topping for a bagel? Close call, but I'd go with tuna salad, and a good cream cheese spread a close second.

6. Within 12 hours, 2 references of the Rubik's cube was brought up... Odd. Brings me back to my HellCo days.

7. Top 2 Boston athletes I hate, currently - Curt Schilling (stuck up cwat that is living in his heroic performance of last year and currently sucks) and Tom Brady (football camp opens for Philly, today, and he beat us last year. Oh, and I need to wear his jersey once this year.) Top 2 Boston athletes I like, currently - Manny Ramirez (who knows what he is thinking, ever) and Rohan Davey (because when Brady gets hurt this year, he'll lead the Pats to more defeats than wins. Thank you.)