Jason Bay Kept it Real

Last night, Jason Bay of the Pittsburgh Pirates, kept it real. He did so by putting up a g00se egg in the home run derby. Out of all skill competitions, hitting zero homers in the derby is the most embarrasing. In football, well, they just started a skills competition. In the NBA, if you are selected to the 3pt shootout or dunk contest, chances are you are decent or at least, can make a 3 or get rim. If Lisa Leslie can dunk, anyone in the NBA can dunk (except for you, Earl Boynkins). In the NHL, well, there isn't one competition that people will make fun of you for failing. However, in MLB, if you hit grounders in the derby, you suck. If you hear, "Infield in!" and they actually move in, you're bad. If the pitcher strikes you out...looking! You're bad. Jason Bay, he kept it.
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Now that I do minimal work until my new job starts tomorrow, I get to surf the net like never before. Actually, that's a lie. I always did regardless. So, I stumble upon this fasinating link....

Click it... go ahead, right here... click it!

This is gold... pure 24K gold. Maybe one day I will have the balls to try a "side freeze" followed by a "toe jam" to a "broken ankles" only to close it out with a "Flair-Sprial-Split" combo.
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Ok, click on this link and have fun with a Pedometer incorporated into a Google map.

Here be the link, thanks to D (it is set up to a general view of Boston)
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