Bobbler Blibber Babble

-For the first time, I saw two young twins wearing the same outfit. I was very tempted to tap the mother on the shoulder and where her matching outfit was. I pussied out.

-Thesaurus.com has now added 'slang' to their vocab. So, if I were to say, "Wow, that is a great big set of titties on her," I can now say, "Wow, that is a big league set of titties on her."

-I hate soccer. And not because the World Cup was just played and it was viewed by everyone. I hate it because I played it when I was younger, and I quit playing after I realized how boring it was. That's it. I don't care if they are skilled players. I don't care if they are conditioned athletes. I don't like the sport. Deal with it. I did watch some of the World Cup because I admired the actors, errrrr, soccer players. Here are some thoughts and questions-

--How many orange wedges were consumed?
--How many goals were scored in the month long contest? I would like to know,
because with that many games, it had to be what, like, 4?
--They gave away a golden ball award. Why can't they have a golden actor award as well?
--Who has the contract for supplying the stretchers for the world cup? I would like to know
because they are now on the Fortune 500.