No Whammy, No Whammy, No Whammy...

For whatever reason, as I went to wash my hands in the office bathroom, I found it necessary to smack the living daylight out the of the 'push' faucet. I hit the thing so damn hard that the cover popped off and a loud metal 'ding' echoed as it hit the sink, then the floor. I looked in the mirror trying to think why I smacked it so hard, but I had no answer. Anyway, it went unfixed for a few weeks and it appears someone had finally fixed it over the weekend.

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Who say football player smart not? Ok, I got it, he didn't hear him correctly.

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I am going to work at the Home Depot in 2009.

I will be an Olympian in 2010. Look for me in Vancouver. I hope to play on the mens Ice Hockey team.

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I was mystified with how dumb the workers are in the cafeteria upstairs. Normally, they leave three items out for your oatmeal - brown sugar, granola and raisins. Today, however, the raisins were replaced with bacon bits. The oatmeal was on the wrong side of the counter, and the cinnamon was in the nutmeg container. Morons.