We wanted Ken O'brien but got Jim McMahon

From left to right: Jim eating, Jim drinking, Jim still looking like a has-been.

As Clear as Jim McMahon's Helmet Visor

Ok, so I couldn't wait, but the rumors are true, I did in fact party with Jim McMahon. Yes, you read the correctly, Jim McMahon. The tinted visor man himself. The 2 time super bowl champion Jim McMahon. The former Eagle, Jim McMahon.

Now, I could tell stories of my run ins with Ahmad Rashad, Donyell Marshall, and Judge Reinholds' partner in Beverly Hills Cop. However, I partied with McMahon. The guy told me that Eagle fans suck because they "boo'd the team when we walked into the Vet every home game." My response, word for word - "No shit, you guys sucked."

Anyway, I need time to rest since my sleep schedule is messed up. Monday netted me 2 hours of sleep (4am to 6am). Tuesday I got 3 hours (5am to 8am) and Wednesday I hit the jackpot with 4 hours sleep (3am to 7am). 9 hours of shut eye in 3 days...