Totally Keepin' it Pretend

I have been so busy at work, and then so tired when I get home, that I have no had no time to think up of any entries. However, there was some funny dialog yesterday at work, when I found out that a coworker was given a cappuccino maker as a wedding gift from his best friend.

"A cappuccino maker? You know I don't drink caffeine!"
"How am I supposed to know that?"
"You're my best man, my best friend! Where did you get this so I can return it?"
"A flea market in NH."
"What?!? I can't even return it!?!?"

Trust me, I will have a lot this weekend, as I have to wait in a car dealers waiting room for over 2 hours while my car gets its 30K mile tune-up.