7 Wonders of the Day, again...

1. PM edition

2. Was working hard this afternoon, very hard, then I heard my name and left for drinks. Got drunk with some co-workers instead of finishing my work. Proper.

3. Where has the tennis ball gone? They used to be so cool and someone always had one around, somewhere. Now, they're like Sammy Sosa - extinct.

4. D-rock and C-dub have an NFL penalty flag in their apartment, courtesy of NFL Direct. That is money. Maybe I will get a goal light for buying the NHL center ice package. Wait, I bought the NHL center ice package, I should get my own NHL franchise.

5. Not Keeping it Real = Keeping it Pretend. JC, that is money, as well.

6. 95 degrees plus 80% humidity or 20 degrees and snow with a 0 degree windchill? That snow could've cost winter the game, but I'll go with the cold.

7. Going to work early tomorrow... Need a decent night of sleep and I will wreck havoc at work tomorrow - like Sammy Sosa..... of 1998.

7 Wonders of the Day

1. Is this a late 7 Wonders of the Day post that reflects Monday, or is it an early Tuesday post? Good question. I just had a conversation with myself, and it is still going on. Stop.

2. Just got the old crew back form some FFL action. I said I retired, and I pulled a Ricky and came back. I will not apologize, however. I don't smoke the pipe like him. I do not have a beard. I don't think anyone ever cared that I retired (except for those who want to win, because with me in the league now, I WILL win it all).

3. I just started trash talking. I love it.

4. It will be around, ehhhh, 100 degree. One hundred, son, one hundred.

5. I got downgraded to a sleek black swingline stapler here, but it does have racing stripes, and racing stripes make the stapler.

6. In 1995 Gregg Jefferies was 2nd in the league in AB/SO ratio. For every 18.5 at-bats, he'd strike out only 1 time. However, Tony Gwynn led the league in regards to that stat with a ratio of 35.7. Wow.

7. Another stat to be reckoned with - in the 1983-1984 QMJHL season, Mario Lemieux scored 133 goals, added 149 assists for a total of 282 points IN 70 GAMES. He won the scoring race by 112 points. Impressive.