Not Keepin' It Real

First off, there is a huge difference between "Not Keepin' It Real" (NKIR) and "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong" (WKIRGW). When someone is NKIR, they were not trying to KIR in the first place, while WKIRGW, the subject was trying to KIR, but it just took a turn for the worse.

That said, I click on CNN and see this:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The National Academy of Sciences is proceeding with publication of a study outlining how terrorists could contaminate the U.S. milk supply with botulism -- despite complaints that the article is a "road map for terrorists."

This is not cool, and in turn, NKIR. Cereal will never be the same. I cannot enjoy mt Total Raisin Bran, nor can I enjoy my Corn Pops to the fullest. Protein shakes will be watered down, and oatmeal will be as firm. It is a sad, sad day, when people start targeting our fucking milk supply.