Sunday, October 22, 2006

What's another word for Thesaurus?

- The above quote is from Steven Wright. His Comedy Central special this weekend was one of the funniest I've seen on that channel - ever. The delivery and sting his jokes have are wonderful. If you can get some time to watch it, please do yourself a favor and spend 1 hour of your day laughing.

- I think I just saw The Cougar in a commercial for Chevy. Yes. John Cougar Mellencamp is in a Chevy commercial.

- Kenny Rogers was hated a year or two ago when he 'smacked' a camera man on the baseball field. Now he is the most beloved pitcher in the World Series. Says a lot about the other 20+ pitchers.

- I have a Fantasy Model team online. Even when I lose, I win.

- Soup season is about 2 days away. Bring it on.

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